I knelt in an insect nest

Sex on the beach is hot right, how about sex on the beach PLUS a rash. That's what I was left with after a liaison with a not so sexy champion from Manchester. I won't name names because, to be honest, I don't remember. We met at a bar in Phi Phi, Thailand. I was …

Fuck Feelings, they’re the worst drug

Feelings suck. They really do, I wish I didn't have feelings it would make life so much better and much more bearable. For 2017 after yet another crap relationship I decided to 'FUCK FEELINGS' and it's been going pretty well. Then I started liking someone, who liked someone else and I just happened to live …

Ode to the nipple

We've got two and they're great, no not boobs, nipples. Nipples are for me one of the most under-rated erogenous zones. Aside from the clit herself, there is no other part of my body that can get me zero to wet as quickly as my nipples. Sucked, licked, bitten, blown on, tickled god do anything …

Stick a finger in me I’m done: Dos and Don’ts of fingering

So many guys just use this to get the gates open but skip over as any type of actual pleasure giver. You might not be a fan of foreplay, but a) It will help us get in the mood b) The sex will probably be better because we'll be more up for it c) If …

What’s anal got to do with it?

It's 2017 and the sexual revolution has come and gone. We've embraced same-sex marriage, LGBTQ issues are at the forefront of society - yet when it comes to heterosexual females, anal comes with judgement. Why is it, that the thought of going in that hole brings so much extra baggage? Judgement from the guy you …

He stopped mid-fuck and started…crying

How did this actually happen to me? This was a few years back; picture the scene; We're shagging on his single bed; in his house that he shared with his whole family - including his nan (don't get me started, I was going through a rebound off the back of a 5 year relationship that …

He bit my tampon

This guy I had an on-off relationship with used to love fucking girls on their periods. I wasn't so keen, especially on day one. I feel shit, I'm bloated, I don't won't blood everywhere. But I do get mega horny on my period, so I'm not adverse to third day sex. This time I think …

I just sat on his face…

Most of the time fucking a younger guy is great. I'm a total advocate for the couger. 22-year-old's are great in between relationships, just for shagging. They just seem uncomplicated, fun, appreciative and have loads of energy in comparison. Guys of the same age are either worried you're going to trick them into getting married, …

Let’s talk about sex baby..

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