I knelt in an insect nest

Sex on the beach is hot right, how about sex on the beach PLUS a rash. That's what I was left with after a liaison with a not so sexy champion from Manchester. I won't name names because, to be honest, I don't remember. We met at a bar in Phi Phi, Thailand. I was … Continue reading I knelt in an insect nest

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Fuck Feelings, they’re the worst drug

Feelings suck. They really do, I wish I didn't have feelings it would make life so much better and much more bearable. For 2017 after yet another crap relationship I decided to 'FUCK FEELINGS' and it's been going pretty well. Then I started liking someone, who liked someone else and I just happened to live … Continue reading Fuck Feelings, they’re the worst drug